There is something called an away message.

I used to be obsessed with this show.

I guess that's when the gay man inside of me began to sprout.

Speaking of gay:

Some summer reading, donated by a friend of a friend at the end of the school year.

I just started reading but I'll keep y'all sorta updated like I did last summer.

Also, maybe I'll start a blog for my autobiography chapters (since, let's face it, they won't be published for at least ten years... when I'm super famous).

It's called How To Throw Parties & Impress People.

I know I'm an asshole, there's no need to remind me.