Today..

QUEEN LAQUEEFA

Are you eating?

 

BOY 2

It’s gum.

 

THE QUEEN is baffled.

 

BOY 2

I’m burning calories.

 

EVERYONE backs away.

 

THE QUEEN glares at him.

 

THE QUEEN

I’ll let it slide. But if you swallow that gum… So help me Cher.

 

BOY 2 gets down on all fours.

THE QUEEN

(Sighs.) You’ll be wearing sweatpants.

 

EVERYONE GASPS.

 

THE QUEEN

For a month.

MORE GASPS.

THE QUEEN

From Target.

SCREAMS. BOY 3 FAINTS.

I'll finish my musical.

By the time I go to bed.

Heart on sleeve.

It feels good to put a pause on life.

Spring Break is in full effect. I've done nothing but eat an entire pizza by myself, sat around with friends, ordered wings and lemonade, made cake and watch porn. I worked at the PAC today for four hours, but I hardly call that work. I'm taking a mental break from life.

Tonight calls for a sandwich, coffee, friends and wine. My four favorite things in life. Thursday I'm going home so I will get my fifth favorite thing in my life: family. I miss my cousins like crazy. I haven't been home for longer than two hours in two months.

I graduate college in two more months, btw.

This is scary for many reasons but I'm trying to be more excited about it. I'm done with academia. I applied to be my class' senior speaker. I hope I get it. I hope I enjoy the next two months because absolutely nothing after May 15th 2009 is set in stone.

I like Spring Break so much because it almost feels like summer. And I love summer, warm weather and friends.

Stiletto Alberto Cabana = Coolest fish ever.

That's all she wrote.

Je veux danser avec toi.

Greetins from the Procrastination Station.

If it were any other week prior to this one, I would have work in two hours. Except this week I informed my manager at Starbucks that I will not be returning. The primary reason for this being I need to free up my schedule to be able to do schoolwork. Without more free time, 2- credits will be the death of me.

Bottom line: I would like to graduate.

K-Hawk: The Musical's set date is May 9th at 8PM. The location will be Theater X or the Student Center in event of rain. Hopefully, there will be no rain. The play is a lot less narcissistic than it sounds. For those of you planning to attend: check your brain at the door. There is no deep meaning or ambition mission of the show. I'm just doing because I want to. It'll be fun.

Tentative date for auditions? April 2nd at 7PM. Pencil that in, folks.

Tomorrow I have a 20-sentence French Composition due and a 1,000-word/Presentation due for Communicating Quantitive Information. Which MIGHT be fun since I just changed my topic to... food! Holler. So right now I'm procrastinating because I'm a waste of life.

I've added three important things to my daily routine: masturbation, tea, and going to the gym. This so far has proven to give me a simpler piece of mind. I will keep you posted.

I also go to sleep between 11PM-1AM every night. Sleep is key.

Qui suis-je?

Well, then.

It's a shame when you're living your last semester at ungrad and you're just trying to get by.

I know I will miss this place. It's just incredibly hard to realize it when this place makes itself so hard to miss. I'm not going to miss the idiots, I'm not going to miss the assholes, and I'm not going to miss a few handful of people.

I've been very busy but I've been able to manage. I can only function when I'm overwhelmingly busy. I thought this semester was going to be a hundred times better than what it is shaping itself out to be.

I'm confused but I'm not at all. 

But I am.

Hello, world.

A week ago, I had sent in my resume to 2 internships advertisements on playbill.com on a whim. I had no real expectation on receiving an internship; I just wanted to throw something out there and see what came back. 11AM the next morning, I receive a call and an interview on Friday for an internship at stagedoorconnections.com.  On Friday, I receive that internship on the spot.

Keep in mind I still have no clue how I will manage 3 jobs, 1 internship, 1 class and a decent social life. I'm sure I will be fine.

So upon receiving this internship, I realize that this probably means I will have a job when I graduate college. It means I am really moving off this island, for good. I have completely mixed feelings but the majority of them are good. This could be it: the foot in the door. Or it won't be... Whatever it is, it pretty much just landed on my lap and I have good feelings about it.

I go back to school on Thursday? I have a lot to do.

Just crossing my fingers..

And whatever I do: keep breathing.... In.. And out...

ps. that picture was Lady GaGa and Lady Starlight. And a shout out to Fritz for Culture Shock 09 ideas.

Let's be real folks.

So I have one week remaining to my last winter break.

Apparently, I have an interview for an internship for this semester tomorrow. Hopefully this may mean a career opportunity in the future but that might be thinking too far ahead. As for now, I have to figure out my last semester of college. And how I'm going to balance time for work and some serious play. I really want to spend time with as many people as much as I can because I really don't think I'm going to be that senior that comes back every week.

Culture Shock: What do I wear? Something ultra shiny and expensive-looking? I say yes.

These days are going to fly by so fast. We have to make the best of it. Seriously.

We can be best friends forever if you recognize both ladies in the picture.

2,000 & Mine

2009 has been off to a strange start to say the least.

Let's see, started off the new year right with just Casey and a mini-keg. Spontaneously went to a party. Drank a whole friggin bunch. Woke up at 8:30AM because Casey had work, and was still drunk. After leaving her house at 11am, I met up with Lauren at Grand Central at 2. Which means I spent about 3 hours being a complete zombie in public. Exhausted and slightly hungover.

Although I believed I would come home to rest, I ended up going to the D'urso's house as soon as I got home. We were there until 8, and that's when we called it a night. Friday was spent with my uncle and at the apple store because of an accidental computer-dropping. Friday night was spent with good friends, avocados at 2am and cherry brandy in the upper west side. Saturday? Journey from uws to the si mall and back home at 4pm. Waking up to an unfamiliar scarf and McDonalds breakfast... amazing. Although, I want my old scarf back :(.

ANYWAY, I woke up SICK on Saturday. So this week will be spent writing my musical and getting ready for an audition in two weeks.

There is a lot of alcohol in this Theraflu. Or "warming" solution. Whatever.

This post is totally boring.